Flash animations by me

Fabian - A Christmas story about a poor reindeer who is outcast by the others because of a nasal disfigurement.


Jewel Heist - An animated re-enactment of the Greatest Jewel Theft of all time

The Cooties epidemic

Cooties is transmitted instantaneously when physical contact with an infected person occurs, attaching itself to your skin, the disease then spreads into your blood stream. Symptoms include ridicule, exclusion from peers and scabby encrusted sores. There is no cure for the disease but if you are infected I strongly suggest finding a sharp piece of metal and hammering it into your skull before you infect your friends and family.Over 3 million children are infected each year. Don’t treat people with cooties like lesser people, because there not even people, there scum.

How to protect yourself from being infected with the disease:

1. Limit any physical contact with other humans to a minimum, if you are worried about a person with cooties coming to close, a high powered rifle should do the trick.If you come into contact with a person you are sure doesn’t have cooties I suggest beating them into submission as to stop them from touching you if they do contract the disease

2. Cooties attaches itself to your skin so the next step is to get rid of that, a cheese grater or vegetable peeler should come in handy. The skin you have removed can also be used for other purposes such as insulation for your new housing (see next)

3. You will need housing that is far away from society as to not come into contact with fellow humans. A forest or swamp can easily be transformed into a home. I suggest building a hut so not to freeze to death. You will also need food and water to survive so I suggest bringing supplies.

4. You will also need to make a protective suit as a further precaution if the disease mutates, if you don’t have access to a suit you can construct one out of old pieces of plastic and rubber condoms (preferably not used)

Hopefully this message and guide will save your life

GuS the Duck

This is my new flash animation entitled 'GuS the Duck'. i'm gonna turn it into a series, its not finished it still needs sound and stuff

GuS's guide to girls

This is an easy to use chart showing the results of my research into the field of what girls want in a boyfriend. the top of the chart is the most wanted aspect while the bottom of the chart shows the least wanted. studies also confirmed that when girls say that they want a boyfriend to have a great personality, be funny and other such thing they are just talking complete and utter shit.


http://www.b3ta.com/board/5161716

Nepoleon explosiv

Some of you may have seen this Hilarious website about the funny subtitles on a pirated copy of star wars, i found this really funny even though i havent seen the movie since star wars is for nerds, later i thought i could look through my friend down the roads big collection of pirate DVDs and find some for a better movie, and i found some for one of the greatest movies ever, Napoleon dynamite (these are real, i took the photos with me digital camera) here they are:
"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap" for some reason Pedro is refered to as "shell" in the subtitles


This one is by far the funniest, apparently Napoleon is quite good in bed
"A Frickin twelve gauge, what do you think?"
"You got like three feet of air that time"
K.
"Tina you fat lard!, come get some ham!"
Mmmmm... urine slice

"Vote for Pedro"

The english language is known for its vast amount of words, some things have more than one word describing them, some even have 'slang' words that are used instead of the actual word. but there is one of these 'slang' words that has been misleading people for many years. this slang term i am reffering to is the word 'pussy' in describing the female genitalia. one could easily mistake this as implying that there is a cat hidden or concealed in the woman's undergarments.
as you can see in this sexy diagram there is no feline in the area.

As you can see in this piechart, 96% of the men surveyed said when they said they would like to see a womans pussy they were reffering to the vagina, 3% were gay, cat enthuisiasts, and 1% was elliot


to stop the confusion i have come up with a new slang term that will eventually fix the problem, this term being:
"Piss flaps" a clear and descriptive term with no confusion over the meaning of the words.

i am hoping that this will eventually fix all communicational problems. this picture below shows how this term can be used in everyday conversations.